Bankuri.com » turist http://bankuri.com Cele mai tari bancuri adunate de la lume. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Tarife diferentiate http://bankuri.com/2009/03/04/tarife-diferentiate/ http://bankuri.com/2009/03/04/tarife-diferentiate/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:27:43 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=882 Un turist la un hotel vorbeste cu receptionerul:
- Tariful nostru este urmatorul: 100 dolari pe  noapte, pat si micul dejun, sau doar 10 dolari daca va faceti singur patul.
- Foarte bine, imi aleg varianta sa-mi fac singur patul.
- OK! Poftiti fierastraul si ciocanul, ramane doar sa faceti rost de cuie.

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vedea pe Nessie.
Dezamagit dupa o lunga asteptare, omul isi face curaj si intreaba un localnic:
- Cand se arata monstrul, de obicei?
- Dupa cinci pahare de scotch, ii raspunde acesta.

]]> http://bankuri.com/2009/01/21/monstrul-din-loch-ness/feed/ 0 Ecoul poliglot http://bankuri.com/2008/10/22/ecoul-poliglot/ http://bankuri.com/2008/10/22/ecoul-poliglot/#comments Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:56:25 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=300     Un grup de turisti ajunge la Marele Canion sa admire ecoul.
    Prima data striga englezul: – I LOVE YOU !
    Ecoul raspunde: I LOVE YOU
    Apoi striga francezul: – JE T’AIME!
    Ecoul: JE T’AIME!
    Mai pe la sfarsit striga si chinezul: – HOAN TING TONG TO HUI !!
    Ecoul: CE, MA?

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