Bankuri.com » homosexual http://bankuri.com Cele mai tari bancuri adunate de la lume. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Zile grele http://bankuri.com/2009/10/30/zile-grele/ http://bankuri.com/2009/10/30/zile-grele/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:08:03 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1431 Un tip intra intr-un bar si zice:
-Sase whiskiuri duble.
La care barmanul:
-Trebuie ca ai avut o zi grea.
-Da, tocmai am aflat ca fratele meu mai mare e homosexual.
A doua zi acelasi tip intra in acelasi bar si cere aceleasi bauturi. Barmanul intreaba acelasi lucru si tipul raspunde:
-Da, tocmai am aflat ca si fratele meu mai mic e homosexual. A trei zi scena se repeta. Barmanul zice:
-La dracu! A mai ramas cineva in familia ta caruia sa-i placa femeile?
-Da, nevasta-mea! …

]]> http://bankuri.com/2009/10/30/zile-grele/feed/ 0 Calugarita Zorro http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/calugarita-zorro/ http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/calugarita-zorro/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:37:32 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1270 La tribunal, un homosexual este intrebat de judecator:
- Inculpat, de ce ai violat-o pe biata calugarita? Doar tie nu-ti plac femeile!
- Pai, domnule judecator, de la spate semana cu Zorro!

]]> http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/calugarita-zorro/feed/ 0 Doctore, sunt homosexual http://bankuri.com/2008/07/30/doctore-sunt-homosexual/ http://bankuri.com/2008/07/30/doctore-sunt-homosexual/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:36:22 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=17 Bula se duce la doctor si i se plinge: 
- Doctore, sunt homosexual.
- Vai de mine.. Si eu nici macar nu m-am pieptanat.
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