Bankuri.com » hamster http://bankuri.com Cele mai tari bancuri adunate de la lume. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sobolanul si hamsterul http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/sobolanul-si-hamsterul/ http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/sobolanul-si-hamsterul/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:32:00 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1259 Sobolanul se intalneste cu un hamster si ii spune indignat:

- Mai smechere, cum se face ca, desi amandoi suntem rozatoare, pe mine oamenii ma alearga, ma prind in curse, ma otravesc, iar pe tine te mangaie toti copiii, te rasfata si te indoapa cu delicatese?

Hamsterul se uita la el cu superioritate si ii spune:

- N-ai inteles nimic. Totul se reduce la branding.

]]> http://bankuri.com/2009/07/19/sobolanul-si-hamsterul/feed/ 0 Moartea micuta http://bankuri.com/2009/07/02/moartea-micuta/ http://bankuri.com/2009/07/02/moartea-micuta/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:30:07 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1217 Suna la usa . Tipul deschide usa . La intrare o moarte mica, asa cam de douazeci de centimetri inaltime, cu coasa si parpalac negru.
- Vai, Doamne, vaaaai!
- Stai lejer, am venit dupa hamster!

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