http://bankuri.com Cele mai tari bancuri adunate de la lume. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://bankuri.com/2010/02/12/o-veste-buna/ http://bankuri.com/2010/02/12/o-veste-buna/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:22:28 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1460 - Alo, iubitule, tu esti?
-  Da, eu sunt.
- Stii, o sa avem un copil!
- Ati gresit numarul …

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- Ma, asta nu-i copilul nostru!
El, mirat:
- Ce importanta are, maine tot la cresa il duc.

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- Buna ziua! Asteptati un copil?
Barbatul:
- Nu doamna, asa sunt eu, mai gras!!!

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- Copii, sa fiti cuminti anul asta, ca, daca nu vine Mos Craciun,
n-avem din ce face friptura.

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