http://bankuri.com Cele mai tari bancuri adunate de la lume. Wed, 07 Apr 2010 06:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 http://bankuri.com/2009/07/02/cainele-politician-2/ http://bankuri.com/2009/07/02/cainele-politician-2/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:35:37 +0000 Bankuri http://bankuri.com/?p=1222 - John!
- Da, sir!
- Unde este cainele?
- Facea politica si l-am impuscat!
- Cum ti-ai dat tu seama ca facea politica?
- Manca rahat in gradina.

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- Va rog frumos, sa luati cainele de lange mine! Cred ca am un purice pe picior!
- Rex, hai sa plecam de langa domnul! Are purici!

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-Tu nu auzi ceva?…
-Ba da!…
-Si atunci de ce nu latri?
-Pai atunci nu mai aud nimica…

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picioare si-i spune:
* Stapanul nu e acasa !
Tipul lesina de spaima. Cînd isi revine, îl intreaba pe caine:
* Pai, daca esti caine,de ce nu latri ?
* N-am vrut sa va sperii !

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- din acelasi motiv pentru care cainii fug dupa masini pe care nu au
de gand sa le conduca!

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